I like sl-zzzzzzzz...

This post is so very late. Because I slept very late. Thanks to a human condition known as insomnia. Things were much simpler in Eden. We were never too cold to sleep and we had so few worries to keep us awake.
Now here I sit in the dead of winter dreading drafts and fussing over work and its making me tired and weird. Some things are excessively funny at 2 a.m. on the internet.
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And I could have done without dreaming about the naked German guy.


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Gimme a Pee!

This is new...and not in a good way.
It's called getting a 'physical' And I'm afraid I'd rather not!
I know, I know. Mankind has come a long way from the medicine men of old. I understand no one's going to chant at me and shake bones in my face.
But no one told me they were going to steal my blood with a sharp instrument. Or make me urinate in a cup.
I didn't see any lizard skins or rattles, but I'm not sure...eight years of school, you say? To collect bodily fluids? Your ancestors had it easy.
So what do they do with the stuff? Divine your future?


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Happy New Year...burp!

Not that I keep track. When one has lived for hundreds of years, one has a tendency to miss such things as 'New Years'. And one doesn't usually eat and drink so much in Eden.

I know now why Resolutions are so necessary. And why so many of them are about weight loss. I crave vegetation. I will not miss chocolate, alcohol, or rich savory foods.

Well...at least not until Valentine's Day.


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