Thursday, June 30, 2011

Season of the Miniatures

What do you mean, they're going to let them out of school for the summer? Why would they want to do that? They scream, yell, run around like maniacs and eat voraciously. It's like a bellowing, mucus spewing plague of locusts. I speak about your miniatures, your partial humans. The ones you raise from your seed. What's the word? Children.
Are you sure you want to release them into public areas inhabited  I'm not sure I'm ready for the onslaught of small people invading parks, streets and malls. I'm genuinely frightened. I think now I understand camping. I would also abandon electricity and plumbing to escape the onslaught of other people's offspring.


  1. As the stepmom to one such monster, I hear where you're coming from!

  2. You know...some species EAT their young...